Its been an eventful journey for me. And the exciting part is, it still continues to be so. Life has shown me the best of times, the worst of times. And i'v learnt a lot. I'm wiser, and hope to be one. I'm here to discuss anything and evrything under the sun, and otherwise. Do i sound like a lawyer? I am one. So cheer me up in this eventful journey.
About Me
- White Nuke
- A lawyer by profession. An artist at heart. A rebel against the system. Yet a patient hawk, waiting for the right time to strike.
1 comment:
Sardar jokes to cheer u up on your journey:
Prince Charles & Sardarji were having dinner.
Prince said, "Pass the wine you divine".
Sardar thinks "how poetic"
Sardar says, "pass the custard you bastard".
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Sardar at bar in New York .
Man on his right says "Johny Walker single"
Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single"
Sardar says - "Baljith Singh Married"
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Boss : am giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, is it o.k
Sardar : U R great sir! Starting salary is o.k.......but? ?
how much is DRIVING salary...?
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Sardar shouting 2 his girl friend " u said v will do register marriage
and cheated me, I was waiting 4 u yesterday whole day in the post
office....
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A Tamilian call up sardar and asks " tamil therima??"
Sardar got mad, angrily replied.... "Hindi tera baap!!!"
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2 sardarjis looking at Egyptian mummy.
Sar 1 : Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case.
Sar 2 : Aaho, lorry number is also written...BC 1760!!!....
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A sardar on an interview 4 da post detective.
Interviewer : who killed Gandhi?
Sardar : Thank u sir 4 giving me d job, I will start investigating. ......
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